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Hate Our Current State?

"Thanks I Hate It!" Elvish Mug

"I Hate It Here" Elvish Tee

"I Hate It Here" Elvish Tank

Condemn Them in Elvish

Perpetual PRIDE

"We're Forever Welcome Here" - PRIDE 2025

"We're Forever Welcome Here" Tank - PRIDE 2025

Charcoal-black Triblend

"We're Forever Welcome Here" Holo Sticker - PRIDE 2025

"We're Forever Welcome Here" Mug - PRIDE 2025

Everything Elvish

The Great Eye - Calligraphy Mug

Leaf Logo Embroidered Tie-dye Hoodie

Talk Elvish To Me Tank

Charcoal-black Triblend

My Kink Is Elvish Raglan Sleeve Shirt

White/Heather Charcoal

For the Simps

Maybe It's Sorcery Mug

ThranDaddy Tank

Charcoal-black Triblend

Angbang Achievement T-Shirt

Dark Grey Heather

The Way The Truth The Darkness Raglan Sleeve Shirt

White/Heather Charcoal

For Unpredicted Party Fans

Your Royal Hiney Mug

Your Royal Hiney T-Shirt

Critical NOPE Mug

Critical NOPE T-Shirt

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