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Critical NOPE Tank

$25.00

You know it's bad when you role the evil eye. Whatever you thought you were about to do? NOPE. Not happening.

This design is made with a dodecahedron (12-sided) die, rather than the more typical icosahedron (20-sided) die. The dodecahedron is the primary die used in some games, and the added lore would be that most things Elvish in nature are counted in 12s. All this to say... yes, it is a deliberate design choice.

Select color: Asphalt

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More details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz), triblends (3.8 oz)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Critical NOPE Tank Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
26
16
S
27
18
M
28
20
L
29
22
XL
30
24
2XL
31
26

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There can be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the dimensions of the product.

A useful tip! Compare the measurements of one of your own products at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Position the tape's end at the side of the collar at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Position the tape at the seam below the sleeve and stretch it across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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